How to see a girl naked?

Ever wondered how to see a girl naked? I’ll tell you the truth about this complicated question. It’s quite easy, if you think about it. Here it is:

How to see a girl naked?

1. Look like Brad Pitt or be a rockstar.
If you look like Brad Pitt, you’re bound to see a girl naked. The girl may very well look like Jennifer Aniston, which is a good thing:) Rockstars also see a lot of naked girls. Just think about a rockstar like Gene Simmons from Kiss. He has seen a lot of naked girls, belive you me.

2. Pay for it.
Girls could easily be bought. Especially hookers. I don’t know how much you would have to pay, but it’s not much I’m sure. Hookers lacking teeth are less expensive then those with teeth. Try not to be cought be the Police. That might be embarrasing.
3. Be a girl.
Maybe the obvious solution. If you are a girl, chances are you may see a girl naked. Get naked, stand in front of a mirror, open your eyes.

4. Don’t be a geek anymore.
If you’re reading this, you probably are a geek. Geeks see a lot of girls naked on the internet, but few in real-life. If you stop reading stupid lists such as this one, and instead start to go out meating actual people, chances are you might meet a girl. If you are not totally hopeless, you might see her naked.

Good luck.