WindowsXP telling me: that’s it! I’m shutting you down!

I was just minding my own business; surfing the web. Suddenly, WindowsXP just took control of the computer. The screen went black. I’m thinking: What the fu** is happening?

After a couple of seconds the loading screen (WindowsXP) appeared, and after a while the logon screen came up. I logged in, and everything was back to normal..

What the hell happened?

Do I have a monster living inside my computer? And is the name of this monster WindowsXP? I don’t know. It was just like WindowsXP was a parent taking control over a child watching violence or porn on the tv: That’s it! I’m shutting you down! No more of this!

Go tell your dad what you have done!

Ok, I was not watching porn. I had Firefox running, plus the Explorer window. But, I know now why WindowsXP shut me down: I have picture of Jessica Alba as a background. Apperently, thats enough. WindowsXP don’t mind pictures, but a picture of Jessica Alba?

WindowsXP has to draw the line somewhere…